Chicago commuters got an unexpected twist this week as the Chicago Transit Authority unveiled its newest transit feature: Mystery Trains.
According to the announcement, Mystery Trains will appear on random lines, at random times, with random destinations or possibly none at all. Riders who board may end up at their intended stop, a completely different neighborhood, or in a state of deep personal reflection according to the CTA press release.
“Chicagoans have been asking for more excitement in their daily commutes,” said a CTA spokesperson. “We believe Mystery Trains will add a sense of adventure, unpredictability, and mild dread to the public transit experience.”
The trains will not be listed on official schedules or apps. Instead they will be identified only by flickering signage, faint organ music, and an overwhelming sense that you have made a mistake.
Reactions have been mixed. Some residents are thrilled at the idea. “Finally, something fun,” said one commuter. “It is like ride sharing but with ghosts.” Others are less enthusiastic. “I just want to get to work on time,” said another. “I did not ask to be transported to a rail yard in Skokie.”
The CTA insists that Mystery Trains will eventually return riders to reality though not always the same reality they left.
Tickets for Mystery Trains will cost the same as a regular fare though the CTA warns riders they may end up paying in other ways.
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